Spirits of Caphouse

(For Halloween)

Silent showers speak,

Disembodied voices call…

Old soap! Ghostly poo!

Autumn draft or cold breath,

Door on history left ajar.

Scent of carbolic,

Singing round the bath house,

Rose just passing through.

There’s dirty side and clean side,

Old miner’s other side now.

Tin bath of coal dust,

Hot water and open fires:

No money, no soap.

Words, like lives, pass in spirit:

Scares! Blood! Coughing! Screaming!

Zombie pit pony

Hurries a tub of shadows,

Dark into darkness.

Souls left to wander alone;

How lost when the lamp goes out.

Look! Look! A huge rat!

How scary then is the thought,

What size is the cat?

What is there to be scared of?

“The Deputy!” A collier quips.

Scatter of ashes,

Last words, lost mates, list of those

Beyond the echo.

Spirits abide in the coal-black,

Voices creaking like timbers.

(This poetry chain was composed by Dave Alton of Coalhouse Poets using words and phrases contributed by visitors to the Bath House and the underground tour at Caphouse Colliery, National Mining Museum of England.)

Bluecap

Should you stray down a mine, deep underground,

Listen! Listen! What’s that noise? What’s that sound?

A distant knock, knock, knocking, tap! Tap! Tap!

That’s no miner mining, it’s Bluecap!

Bluecap is a goblin, size of a child,

With an old wrinkled face, white whiskers and wild,

Wild eyes burning with blue fire that can see

Into the future, what’s going to be.

A flood? A cave-in? Gas ready to blow?

Listen for the warning, Bluecap will know.

A rap, rap, rapping and he’s trying to say,

Danger! DANGER! Time to be away!

Back to the surface and best not be slow

For there’s trouble coming down, down below.

He might sound like someone most folk would thank,

Except for his mischief, he enjoys a prank.

Tools go missing, so does the miners’ snap

And colliers will say, “That’s Bluecap!”

If there’s a full coal tub that’s been left alone

A blue flame might appear, then all on its own

That tub moves and to the shaft finds its way,

And Bluecap will expect a putters pay

Left in some quiet spot to settle the debt;

No pitman would want Bluecap being upset.

So, if you happen to be underground

And see a few coins left lying around,

Let them be, even though no one’s about,

Or Bluecap may stop you finding your way out.

Has it become hotter, the air turned stale?

Your lamp begins to flicker and fail.

Listen! Listen! There’s a crack! There’s a groan!

And you’re in the dark, down there, on your own.

You could try shouting, but no one hears you,

There’s a shuffling sound as something nears you,

Then, in the dark, a feint blue light shines through;

That will be Bluecap, he’s coming…FOR YOU!

Dave Alton

Tommy the Trapper

My name is Tommy, I’m just six years old,

I work in the dark and the damp and the cold

Underground in a coal mine, down, down deep,

Twelve hours a day and not a minute’s sleep.

Twelve hours a day with a rope in my hand,

Sat in a tunnel that’s too low to stand,

I listen for a knock, then know what to do,

Pull on the rope, let the coal tub through.

There’s a trapdoor close by here where I sit,

A trapdoor I have to make sure is kept shut.

Beyond it, leading away from my place,

Another tunnel runs up to the coal face

Where my dad kneels with his pick cutting coal,

My mum just behind him shovelling it all

Into tubs for my sisters, ten and nine

To push and pull the length of the mine,

To the shaft bottom from where, at a shout,

Some folks up top will haul it all out.

It’s important that once I’ve let a tub pass

The trapdoor swings shut because of the gas.

There’s fire damp and choke damp, so grown-ups say,

We need the fresh air to blow them away.

For six days a week it’s here that I sit,

Tommy the Trapper, the lad down the pit.

                                                                                                                 Dave Alton